December 2010
I cracked open an almond shell and there were TWO almonds inside
Dear SciFi:
You said the Twilight Zone Marathon lasts all day today.
BUT THEN YOU GO AND CONTRADICT YOURSELF and say there’s some wrestling match at 8.
I hate you.
my parents aren’t leaving for new year’s like i thought
o wellllll
Things To Read Tonight:
The Road
Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV Volume 1 the graphic novel yessssss
Things To Read Eventually:
The Ellimist Chronicles
To The Lighthouse
The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies
And then I’ll need to read some serious zombie literature again, so I’ll read:
The Zombie Survival Guide
For the fourth time.
Thanks for the books Anna, and...
That 2010 post was my 400th. That’s significant, right? I need to buy gifts for my best friends ASAP. I know exactly what I’m getting them and it is so filled with love they don’t even know
2010
I swore to myself that I wasn’t going to sum up this year in a post, because this isn’t an episode of Scrubs where JD narrates the moral at the end of each episode BUT AS IT TURNS OUT I can’t sleep so why not.
I have made…some of the most amazing and unforgettable memories this year. Some were bad, most were good. 2010 is a year I will never forget. I had my first serious...
jake gyllenhaal and taylor swift are dating. what
gibby’s little brother on icarly is too freaking cute
i went to google, typed in "can you drink when...
and the first suggestion was “can you drink when you have mono”
how did you know, google?
80 days until spring
i hate you, winter
this is fucking stupid and depressing
@gaelen
nerdasaurus-rex:
slummingitwithkara:
text me baaaack
but ew my phone is in my room and I’m in the kitchen watching tangled
ew I’d have to get up
but you’ll smiiiiiile
@gaelen
text me baaaack
okay for real bitch, ya’ll just need to move the fuck out of here. we’re all tired of your shit.
I named my guitar Margot, after Margot Tenenbaum
girls like to name their shit
Slightly bored and severely confused
How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had in 2010?
Two boyfriends ya’ll
Be honest; are you dating the last person who texted you?
Nah, but I have dated Dana before <3
Does anyone like you?
I’m thinking yes.
Have you dated both sex’s before?
I have an infinite amount of girlfriends really
Do you get high a lot?
Gettin’ high on mono
Can you commit to one...
You know what leaves me speechless? When people say I’m “different-looking.” A handful of people have called me this recently and I don’t understand. None of them meant offense, I know. But what does this mean. I don’t even think I’m all that “different” looking. I’m sure there are tons of girls that look a lot like me. This has just been on my...
Reblog if you aren't going to have a New Years...
:/ mostly because of mono
brother can you please move my tv down to my room
if i move it my spleen will burst
i can’t eat my bacon with out watching tv
brotherrrr
i wish i had tumblr friends
Guys there is the largest bottle of Svedka I have ever seen in my life in my kitchen right now. I can’t help but stare every time I pass by
let's cut the bullshit and cuddle already